Race Signs

When I run I usually run sans music, but I do appreciate a good race sign. And as I sat there at Fleet Feet last night waiting for our poster making party, I searched some funny ones and some not so funny ones. The standard “Go Mom” written in tiny tyke handwriting are always cute. But it’s the sassy and saucy ones that make me giggle and get me through the hard miles.

So this is what I came up with!

Our head trainer mentioned Honey Boo Boo and we spun it with her Go Go Juice! I mean, how can people come to our fine state of Georgia and NOT have someone mention ‘Honey BOO BOO CHILD’ and ‘Redneckognize’. Oh lawd.

I remember seeing this race sign online last year and thought it was hilarious. Although, I usually don’t like to take a stab at celebs because they should have their own lives…. this week I’ve been on a roll with celeb zingers offline, so why not take it to race signs!

Because you can’t have a conversation nowadays without someone saying TWSS. Or is that just some of my friends and our maturity?? ;)

Kicking ass-phalt and taking names… I am bringing this one tomorrow for the half group’s LAST LONG RUN before they taper. To help remind them that they are awesome, because they truly are rock stars!

And for my last contribution to race signs for RnR Savannah… with all the sassy & saucy I could bring to the table. I bring you the ’50 Shades of Grey’ meets the Half Marathon…. drum roll, please….

I’ll let you mull that over for a second.

What sign have you seen on the a course that was the most memorable?

Comments

  1. These were all perfect, but you got me with the last one. Too funny!

  2. Debby Luskey says:

    My favorite sign was “26.2 because 26.1 would be crazy”

    “Worst parade ever”

    “Run Forest run”

    “26.2 …. That’s sweet”

  3. HA!! Those are all great!! I’m totally looking forward to seeing race signs on the 3rd!!!!

  4. HAHA so funny! Love them. My sister is doing her first Full Iron man tomorrow… I should make one

  5. Love that last one! I saw one that said “Run like The Careers are chasing you!” and it totally made me laugh!

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