What Should be on Every Runner’s Christmas List

While I am writing this, I am snuggled on the couch watching a Hallmark Channel movie complete with my childhood idol…
Anyone seen her BFF, Kimmy?? source
And I may or may not have just been trying to get Finn to play Chubby Bunny with me with Mini-Marshmallows.
He wouldn’t but out puppy Hunter tried….
Christmas Wish List for the Runner/Health CrayCray in your Life
#1 Sport Hooks by Heavy Medalz
Heavy-duty, custom engraved hooks for the running enthusiast in your life. Check out what Finn got me for my birthday, I can’t wait to fill it up with medals galore!
Personally, I like the Tortoise and the Hare necklace. Because aren’t we really all a little bit of each.
Because our shit gets stank…. seriously.
One tequila. Two tequila. Three tequila…. oh, wrong happy “hour”.

Margarita flavored bloks. My favorite! Or, I’ll take strawberry, raspberry or orange. I’m not picky. Just as long as it’s not gu’s. Then I will puke on your face. Not lying.

Foot Fetish
I swear by these gems. Plus, I need help telling my right foot from my left foot. Bless the anatomically correct design. You make long runs more bearable and my toenails not as black.  

Ho. Ho. Ho. And happy shopping! Fa la la la la! (Thanks goodness, y’all can’t hear me. Because the dog is always howling at the sound of my singing!)

In other news! VTB Runs will be merging over to WordPress to a new site once the hell I figure it out shortly. Stay tuned! 2012 is going to be a great year!